So I go to check my mail when I get stopped. By yahoo. Saying “You should change your password, make it stronger.” You know I have a hard time remembering things. My password to anything is one of those things I struggle with. But over the years I’ve come accustomed to this password and memorized it well. By years I mean MANY MANY MANY years. Then one day yahoo said “Change your password, add CAPITAL letters, numbers and symbols! To make it stronger!”
So I added to simple things to it as well as capitalizing a letter. Then I crammed that into my brain and remembered it, but that too took at some years.
And today I type “mail.yahoo.com” in the search bar expecting all to be well. When yahoo suddenly says, “You should change your password. Make it stronger!” I of course type in something similar to my password but different. “That password is too similar” and here’s the thing I hate the most. THEY. WON’T. LET. YOU. CHECK. YOUR. MAIL. Unless you change it.
I know I know. “It’s for safety!” But I honestly don’t care. I’m absolutely zero importance to a hacker. I don’t have a credit card or money. What else would they want? And if a hacker did hack me…well..
Because I have a HULK-like temper (without the ripping clothes and green skin)
Of course most hackers are probably losers and don’t have a a real family.